PetShop

If the pet shop I work at caught on fire I would save the dogs first. Then I would release all the reptiles and they would be on their own. I would then get all the cats and guinea pigs and stuff them in my pockets and leave. Then the pet shop would catch on fire and I would keep the animals for myself. But I will turn into a homeless man because I don't have a job. So I will get the animals that are still alive and give them to the animal shelter. Then I will get a job, and work at another pet shop. And if it catches on fire, then forget about working at a pet shop.